I Hate Productivity

Why you should too

• Woke up at 5:00 AM every day, still felt behind by breakfast

• Finished a 90-minute deep work block, no memory of what actually happened

• Logged 14 habits daily, didn’t enjoy a single one

• Hit 10,000 steps while replying to emails, never went outside

• Took 3-minute timed showers, to avoid “wasting time”

• Read 40 pages a day, retained nothing meaningful

• Ate the same…